False in Some Sense
Former vampiric thrall
Not much is known about Kenneth, other than the fact that he owns a missile silo. Also, he has recently been playing Renfield to some sort of group of creatures that could easily be described as vampires.
Kenneth claims that he was enslaved by the beasts and disposed of the bodies after the things were done with whatever odd rituals they performed. He’s a little shaken by his experience, but seems all right. Presumably.
Presently, however, he’s moved to California. He is also the rightful owner of the Lake House, though he is letting the cell use it, free of charge.
Also, credit where credit is due. Image source:
GreyGray (2008, December 22). Flickr. Retrieved May 22, 2009, from http://www.flickr.com/photos/artimagesmarkcummins/3127100079/